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Just like this young man will be in a minute once this mall cop gets his way with him for shoplifting. I’m not sure what it could be what he supposedly stole but of course that is quite irrelevant.

I guess it makes it kind of tough to decide, after learning how this pans out, if the perpetrator has now been discouraged from being a petty thief or actually encouraged to do so with increased frequency with the hope that he’ll get bust again.

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By appearances alone I would not be able to tell that this guy is gay. Despite his really shitty moustache he looks like any other bloke on the street really.

What I can say without absolute certainty though, just by looking at this pic, is that he is not a superhero. Or rather, he is not Superman. Else he would have known that the red underpants go on the outside.

His attire does just about exactly match the “half off or more with a Colby Knox discount” promotion that we’re running at the moment and that alone should score him some points, albeit it being pure fluke.

You can expect the boys to be wearing a lot less on average, potentially look less innocent on average and certainly behave a lot less innocently.

Some of the guys actually have some muscles too.

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Where do they find so many gay guys with such incredible self discipline to train and tone their bodies to this extent. Having a few of these chaps over for a dinner party must be like I would imagine a group of mythological gods look like at a meeting to discuss the fate of humanity.

Now that just planted a fantasy in my head.

A Roman times setting with hunks draping themselves over gold and crimson furniture an decor, picking at lavish meals and fruit platters. Everyone bare-chested and scantily clothed even otherwise.

The sound of gentle whispers, the clinging together of sterling silver cutlery and the scent of sex lingering in the air.